You might be a Texan if...
∆ You've seen a Christmas where it is 92º outside
∆ the plural of u is you-all
∆ Sunscreen has to be worn year round
∆ The true value of a parking spot is not if it is close, but if the space has shade
∆ Necessities are cowboy boots and hats
∆ You've heard this conversation: "Wanna a coke?" "Sure" "What kind?" "De. Pepper"
Explained: Coke in TX means any drink that is carbonated.
∆ Swimsuits are available year round
∆ You've have more tan 5 swimsuits
∆ Six Flags is a must every summer
∆ Mexican restaurants are everywhere!
∆ Everyone has been hitch hiking
∆ You know all four seasons:Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.
∆ You have memorized the second amendment by heart
Always remember what our great governor Sam Houston once said:"Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can't make it without Texas!"
I'm proud to be a Texan!